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  1.  # 161
    Prostitution is legal in NV, illegal in WA.

    A sure winner for NV???
  2.  # 162
    Posted By: Northwich Trickerer..... Vics had Scott Wagstaff and Rashid Yussuf on loan from you boys last season and we got into a spot of bother for not paying up fir their wages when we were skint?

    Depends if you felt they were worth their pay or not! :-o


    Point to Vics although maybe not for not paying their debts a bit like Gillingham.

    Yussef was released but Wagstaff has really kicked on and is likely to play in the Cup game.
    • CommentAuthorDA9
    • CommentTimeOct 29th 2009
     # 163
    Are Witton a communist club or Wet spam in disguise?

    • CommentAuthorDA9
    • CommentTimeOct 29th 2009
     # 164
    Vile Vics kit, it makes me shudder

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      CommentAuthorstonemuse
    • CommentTimeOct 29th 2009
     # 165
    According to the rulebook, it is now 9-9
  3.  # 166
    Love both those kits. Reminds me of the 1970 European Cup final

    Seriously, wish Charlton played in the Red/White/Black kit like that with the Hoops as the away.
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      CommentAuthorHenry Irving
    • CommentTimeOct 29th 2009 edited
     # 167
    The pick axes on the Witton badge represents the salt mines which were once a key part of the local economy while the motto when translated reads "Are you looking at me?"
    • CommentAuthorDA9
    • CommentTimeOct 29th 2009
     # 168
    Posted By: Henry IrvingLove both those kits. Reminds me of the 1970 European Cup final

    Seriously, wish Charlton played in the Red/White/Black kit like that with the Hoops as the away.


    Hoops away..............begone devils spawn.
  4.  # 169
    MY EYES MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    PUT THAT SIGN OF THE DEVIL AWAY DA9!!!!
    • CommentAuthorDA9
    • CommentTimeOct 29th 2009
     # 170
    Posted By: Northwich TrickerMY EYES MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    PUT THAT SIGN OF THE DEVIL AWAY DA9!!!!


    LOL

    Just to make you feel better, here's your AFC Wimbledon badge

    • CommentAuthorLCV
    • CommentTimeOct 29th 2009
     # 171
    That was our old kit, when we were Celtic in disguise, we now have stripes and are Real Betis in disguise.

    Oh si!
    • CommentAuthorOggy Red
    • CommentTimeOct 29th 2009
     # 172
    Witton were founded in 1887.
    Millwall were founded in 1885.

    That's more or less the same time in my book.

    Witton are Millwall in disguise .... ?
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      CommentAuthorstonemuse
    • CommentTimeOct 29th 2009
     # 173
    Posted By: Oggy RedWitton were founded in 1887.
    Millwall were founded in 1885.

    That's more or less the same time in my book.

    Witton are Millwall in disguise .... ?


    Too close for comfort ... 10-9 to Northwich
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      CommentAuthorBDL
    • CommentTimeOct 29th 2009
     # 174
    Tricks have promised us free beer if they win this thread.
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      CommentAuthorstonemuse
    • CommentTimeOct 29th 2009
     # 175
    Posted By: BDLTricks have promised us free beer if they win this thread.


    11-9 !!!
    • CommentAuthorOggy Red
    • CommentTimeOct 29th 2009
     # 176
    Free beer ..... deffo worth the clinching point!
    • CommentAuthorJT
    • CommentTimeOct 29th 2009 edited
     # 177
    Posted By: LCV when we were Celtic in disguise,



    Ssshhhh
  5.  # 178
    Posted By: LCVThat was our old kit, when we were Celtic in disguise, we now have stripes and are Real Betis in disguise.

    Oh si!

    Nice, you've seen the light!
    12-9

    Posted By: Northwich TrickerPosted By: Steve Dowman
    Sorry about AFKA's scum comment, he is a bit of a rogue element on this site and our moderators have to rein him in from time to time, just thank your lucky stars that he is abroad for this match with his past behaviour at FA cup ties, though I think it was the courts that imposed this as part of his sentence. Still 6-5 to witton though, you have some work to do Vic.

    There are penalty points against anyone who refers to the Vics as "Vic's" or "Vic".
    Also, I think yellow cards are in order against any individual who uses such profanity as writing the full W word without the use of a masking asterix in there. There may be children watching O_o

    Oh is that right?

    How's this for penalty points?

    0-9 Witton.
    • CommentAuthorOggy Red
    • CommentTimeOct 29th 2009
     # 179
    Anyway, who are we supposed to be playing ...... Northwich Albion or Witton Victoria?

    There you are, I've managed to upset them both at the same time *smiley winky thingy*
  6.  # 180
    Why has nobody mentioned Nantwich to go with North-, Middle-, and Leftwich? :(
    They play in green too.

    And me living near Charlton Marshall, immortalising my surname in connection with your club, must be worth a point for Vics.
    • CommentAuthorHeath Hero
    • CommentTimeOct 29th 2009
     # 181
    All this stuff about Vics is really starting to get up my nose. These people don't half Witton on don't they.

    God I'm good.
    • CommentAuthorOggy Red
    • CommentTimeOct 29th 2009
     # 182
    Posted By: dorsetgreenWhy has nobody mentioned Nantwich to go with North-, Middle-, and Leftwich? :(
    They play in green too.

    And me living near Charlton Marshall, immortalising my surname in connection with your club, must be worth a point for Vics.


    I did imply Midwich ...... in my earlier "Northwich Cuckoos" post.
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      CommentAuthorDazzler21
    • CommentTimeOct 29th 2009
     # 183
    1-9 to witton
  7.  # 184
    That points deduction is run-of-the-mill to us Trickers. We started the season on -10 points for being in admin, so losing 9 from you lot isn't so bad.

    Waits for another docking.... ;)
  8.  # 185
    Posted By: dorsetgreenWhy has nobody mentioned Nantwich to go with North-, Middle-, and Leftwich? :(
    They play in green too.

    And me living near Charlton Marshall, immortalising my surname in connection with your club, must be worth a point for Vics.

    Indeed, and Dazzler21 has just awarded you with it.
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      CommentAuthorstonemuse
    • CommentTimeOct 29th 2009
     # 186
    Posted By: Northwich TrickerThat points deduction is run-of-the-mill to us Trickers. We started the season on -10 points for being in admin, so losing 9 from you lot isn't so bad.

    Waits for another docking.... ;)


    actually you lost 12 as you were winning ;-)
    • CommentAuthorDA9
    • CommentTimeOct 29th 2009
     # 187
    Posted By: LCVThat was our old kit, when we were Celtic in disguise, we now have stripes and are Real Betis in disguise.

    Oh si!


    I have scoured Google images and have yet to find this "alleged" Real Betis type kit, only the manky green & grey of c***** is on display, prove it or be banished forever.
  9.  # 188
    That's harsh!! :)

    Ok, scrabbling for points...... The Chorlton and the Wheelies kids programme was created by a bloke from Northwich.

    If you say Chorlton when you are bladdered..... you get the idea!
  10.  # 189
    Posted By: Northwich TrickerThat's harsh!! :)

    Ok, scrabbling for points...... The Chorlton and the Wheelies kids programme was created by a bloke from Northwich.

    If you say Chorlton when you are bladdered..... you get the idea!

    Liking it

    2-9

    Please provide evidence of this Real Betis kit.
  11.  # 190

    Posted By: LCV
    That was our old kit, when we were Celtic in disguise, we now have stripes and are Real Betis in disguise.

    Oh si!

    Posted By: DA9

    I have scoured Google images and have yet to find this "alleged" Real Betis type kit, only the manky green & grey of c***** is on display, prove it or be banished forever.



    http://www.fcumania.co.uk/0910/northwichvictoria/slides/NorthwichVictoria-59.jpg

    Get in!! :)
  12.  # 191
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      CommentAuthorDazzler21
    • CommentTimeOct 29th 2009 edited
     # 192
    2-9 still too celtique as chevrons do not make it a real bettis top
  13.  # 193
    that picture would seem to be a green and white HOOPED shirt as worn by the club in Glasgow without the massive debt and not being run by a bank. : - )

    Betis playing in green and white Stripes
    • CommentAuthorLCV
    • CommentTimeOct 29th 2009
     # 194
    Seems like I've was bladdered when I was posting earlier as we still play in hoops, not stripes.

    You'd think I'd know wouldn't you?

    Feel free to dock us another point / goal for that.
  14.  # 195
    Posted By: LCVSeems like I've was bladdered when I was posting earlier as we still play in hoops, not stripes.

    You'd think I'd know wouldn't you?

    Feel free to dock us another point / goal for that.

    Bladdered on the internet

    3-9.
    • CommentAuthorLCV
    • CommentTimeOct 29th 2009
     # 196
    I see you've spotted our secret weapon - Sir Jonathan of Allan.

    He is a veritable fine player of footy.
    • CommentAuthorDA9
    • CommentTimeOct 29th 2009
     # 197
    Posted By: Henry Irvingthat picture would seem to be a green and white HOOPED shirt as worn by the club in Glasgow without the massive debt and not being run by a bank. : - )

    Betis playing in green and white Stripes

    LOL
    • CommentAuthorValleyGary
    • CommentTimeOct 29th 2009
     # 198
    Posted By: Dazzler212-9 still too celtique as chevrons do not make it a real bettis top


    Chevrons = Hummel = Denmark = Dennis Rommedahl = -1 point
  15.  # 199
    Trickers,

    What's the profession make up of you squad.

    FACT - all non-league squads must include two postmen, a plumber, who meets the two postmen for breakfast in some greasy cafe, some spiv with spikey hair, sharp suit and braces who works in an open plan office where the phones ring a lot when the TV cameras come and film him and generally thinks he is Gordon Gecho, someone who works for the local leisure centre, and someone on a tag who can't play evening games and is praying it doesn't go to a replay.
    • CommentAuthorDA9
    • CommentTimeOct 29th 2009
     # 200
    Posted By: AFKABartramTrickers,

    What's the profession make up of you squad.

    FACT - all non-league squads must include two postmen, a plumber, who meets the two postmen for breakfast in some greasy cafe, some spiv with spikey hair, sharp suit and braces who works in an open plan office where the phones ring a lot when the TV cameras come and film him and generally thinks he is Gordon Gecho, someone who works for the local leisure centre, and someone on a tag who can't play evening games and is praying it doesn't go to a replay.


    Dont forget the butcher, there must always be a butcher, the law states that in the days leading upto the game, they must be seen posing in various nationals, either in their work clothes with a football, or in their home kit with the tools of their trade in their hand (ooerr), or a mixture of both, that is the law.