Alternative uses for the News Shopper...

On another thread Bedsaddick says that he uses his copy to line the cat litter tray, what other uses can the NS be put to?

Mendonca In Asdas

Thankfully it doesn't get anywhere near the letter box.

E-cafc

It`s okay for when you run out of bog-roll! Not too harsh!

tangoflash

Dunno but if that paperboy jams one more copy in my post-box instead of reading the sign on it clearly stating "No Free papers or junk mail" then I'll give them a new headline "paperboy slaughtered by irate man".

Lincsaddick

I always like to get a free newspaper, they are full with good information .. upcoming gigs, marriages, court cases, property for sale, films, theatre, jumble sales (yes we still have them in the wilds, C B Sales have not entirely taken over) even the odd word or two about football, rugby and cricket. Up here where TV and the steam radio have yet to penetrate, the freebie weekly is, for many people, their only contact with the outside and evil world

SE10Addick

I like to fold mine and make a nice hat out of it.

The women go wild for it

DRF

Its good for irratating Milwall fans with.

incorruptible addick

It's such a prestigious organ that it's the only paper in which to wrap up priceless family heirlooms.

buckshee

I used the front pages today to wrap up my sandwiches as the tin foil had split and I didn't want them going stale

worked quilte well actually

SuperCliveMendonca

To start my fire

charlton villager

SE10Addick said:

I like to fold mine and make a nice hat out of it.

The women go wild for it

Is the hat like Nelson's hat or more a tricorn hat of the Napoleonic era. I have have tried both versions but women just giggle at me and knock the hat of my head. Advice please SE 10 ???

Baldybonce

charlton villager said:

SE10Addick said:

I like to fold mine and make a nice hat out of it.

The women go wild for it

Is the hat like Nelson's hat or more a tricorn hat of the Napoleonic era. I have have tried both versions but women just giggle at me and
knock the hat of my head. Advice please SE 10 ???

have you tried a firemans helmet?

Saga Lout

Oh er missus!

I only get the NS online so the only things I can do are either read it or delete it.

creepyaddick

You could use it as wallpaper on the walls of your home office and then you would save money on both your internet connection charges and on wasted electricity that your laptop uses up because all the information you'd ever need would be readily on hand, staring you in the face

shirty5

Cheaper than "Trill"

SE10Addick

charlton villager said:

SE10Addick said:

I like to fold mine and make a nice hat out of it.

The women go wild for it

Is the hat like Nelson's hat or more a tricorn hat of the Napoleonic era. I have have tried both versions but women just giggle at me and knock the hat of my head. Advice please SE 10 ???

It's all about how you wear it mate.

If you haven't got it, even the sexiest of news shopper hat won't help.

Macronate

wrapping leftovers up in and putting into brown recycling bin.