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Songs for tonight !

AFKABartramAFKABartram
in Fun, Jokes & Captions
Come on then, let's have your best comedy efforts.

To red flag flying high

Valentine's, is not for me,
I'd rather be at The Valley.
No flowers or posh restaurant,
It's all about Yann Kermorgant

Comments

  • MCS
    Lol
  • ShagShag
    We're supposed to be at home ...
  • Mendonca In AsdasMendonca In Asdas
    Love it!
  • dizzeedizzee
    To the tune of cheerio cheerio cheerio...

    Er indoors, er indoors, er indoors,
    can shut her noise, shut her noise, shut her nooooise,
    i'm with the boys, with the boys, with the boys,
    with the boys, WITH THE BOYS.
  • Henry IrvingHenry Irving

    Wise men say
    Only fools rush in
    But I can't help falling in love with Yann

    Does your Missus know you're here

    Divorced in the morning
    We're getting Divorced in the morning
  • CHGCHG
    Valentine's who gives a f**k?
    We Top of the league and we're going up!
  • AFKABartramAFKABartram
    You shouldn't moan,
    You got a card,
    But tonight I'm with
    Bradley Pritchard
    Der, Der, Der, Der.....

    We've had good times,
    We've had a laugh,
    But ill tell you now,
    You're no Wagstaff
    Der, Der, Der, Der....
  • dizzeedizzee
    To the tune of puppy love...

    And they call it Charlton looooooaaaoooovvveeee,
    Valentines who gives a f***
  • dizzeedizzee
    AFKABartram said:

    You shouldn't moan,
    You got a card,
    But tonight I'm with
    Bradley Pritchard
    Der, Der, Der, Der.....

    We've had good times,
    We've had a laugh,
    But ill tell you now,
    You're no Wagstaff
    Der, Der, Der, Der....

    Hahahaha Brilliant
  • CAFCsayer
    And as he was saying goodbye to his wife, he said goodbye to his wife, goodbye wife, goodbye wife

  • MacronateMacronate
    D..I..S..C.O she is D..I..S..C..O she is D..I..S..C..O she is D..I..S..C..O

    she is D..disappointed
    she is I..indoors
    she is S..spitting mad
    she is C..cursing me
    she is O o o o

  • AFKABartramAFKABartram
    And its Charlton Athletic,
    Charlton Athletic FC
    I should be with my wife
    But Charlton are my life
  • JTJT
    We're better than porn
    We're better than porn,
    Charlton Athletic, we're better than porn.
  • AFKABartramAFKABartram
    We'll make do with porn
    We'll make do with porn
    Who needs romance
    Well make do with porn
  • JTJT
    Got there eventually...
  • CAFCsayer
    My other half said “Take me out tonight”, I said f*ck off, bastard, you're a c*nt


    :')
  • dizzeedizzee
    AFKABartram said:

    We'll make do with porn
    We'll make do with porn
    Who needs romance
    Well make do with porn

    Another gem
  • MacronateMacronate
    "she's feeling... sad all over
    yes she's... sad all over
    baby she's... sad all over
    so sad she's miiiiinnnnne".

    love that song!
  • JTJT
    Who's the w*nker on his own....
  • O-Randy-HuntO-Randy-Hunt
    .
  • O-Randy-HuntO-Randy-Hunt
    She's sat at home
    She's not happy
    I'm watching the mighty Cafc

    I told the truth
    Here's what i said
    The addicks are better than you in bed
  • AFKABartramAFKABartram
    My ol wife, said take me out tonight,
    I said "leave off, Charlton are at home.
    We've got the Dons from the concrete city,
    I'll pass if you don't mind on a bit of titty"
    She got sad, she went mad,
    She threw me out of our pad,
    She changed the locks and told me to eff off
    I laughed and shrugged my shoulders,
    Though i'll really miss those boulders
    BUT I'M OFF TO THE VALLEY !
  • MacronateMacronate
    "sit down shut up"

    parting words to the missus as you walk out the front door
  • O-Randy-HuntO-Randy-Hunt
    Stand up, if you've just been dumped
    Stand up, if you've just been dumped

    Followed by

    I want the roses back, I want the roses back
  • Phantom User
    More important than the wife,
    More important than the wife,
    Charlton Athletic is more important than the wife..
  • DRF
    dizzee said:

    To the tune of cheerio cheerio cheerio...

    Er indoors, er indoors, er indoors,
    can shut her noise, shut her noise, shut her nooooise,
    i'm with the boys, with the boys, with the boys,
    with the boys, WITH THE BOYS.

    Bit gay!
  • limeygentlimeygent
    CAFCsayer said:

    My other half said “Take me out tonight”, I said f*ck off, bastard, you're a c*nt


    :')

    Very poetic...
  • DaveMehmet
    Sit down if you're pussy whipped
  • killerandflash
    Instead of
    "you're getting sacked in the morning!"
    it'll be
    "we're getting divorced in the morning!"
  • kimbokimbo
    AFKABartram said:

    Come on then, let's have your best comedy efforts.

    To red flag flying high

    Valentine's, is not for me,
    I'd rather be at The Valley.
    No flowers or posh restaurant,
    It's all about Yann Kermorgant


    Love it
  • CAFCsayer
    Nananananananana, we're all getting dumped, getting dumped, we're all getting dumped!
  • CAFCsayer
    To the tune of come on charlton:

    Fuck off cupid, fuck off cupid!
  • BensonFCBensonFC
    We're Bouncing, Bouncing, Bouncing but not on the bed...
  • BensonFCBensonFC
    They're here, they're there, they're every F***in where, single men, single men.
  • suzisausagesuzisausage
    I've just laughed out loud on my way home and people are looking at me. Hope to hear some of these tonight from the lower west!
  • SuedeAdidasSuedeAdidas
    Sucked in the morning,
    Not getting sucked in the morning.
  • SE10Addick
    We all agree, Charlton are better than girlfriends
  • EastTerraceEastTerrace
    It's nice to know you're not here, It's nice to know you're not here....
  • Curb_ItCurb_It
    Shaun Wright Phillips is coming tonight.
  • croydonaddick
    Curb_It said:

    Shaun Wright Phillips is coming tonight.

    How does that one go?
  • Charlton4lifeCharlton4life
    weve got football for a fiver its f*cking quality
  • PL54PL54
    Out of position
    You're playing out of position
  • oohaahmortimer
    there was a couple of attempted kermorgant songs ...
    but they hardly took off
  • T.C.ET.C.E
    oohaahmortimer said:

    there was a couple of attempted kermorgant songs ...
    but they hardly took off

    You should have sat next to a very drunk DaveStorry wtf ;)

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