5 Things You Just Don't Get

The "Is it me?" thread. Things that appear very popular with the masses but just leave you cold -

1) U2

2) Beetroot

3) American Football

4) Fairytale of New York  - The Pouges and Kirsty McCall

5) The Mighty Boosh 

Lincsaddick

Who says all the above are popular with the 'masses' ? ....... for my part .. 3 outta 5 aint bad

adamtheaddick

glee

Mendonca In Asdas

1) The Adams family song

2) People still bleating when we're 5 points clear at the top of the table

3)  The Adams family song

4)  The Adams family song

5)  Bovril ;-0

Dizzle

1) Simply come dancing or whatever it is

2) Michael Buble

3) People being so prescious about the minor things in life

4) 4X4 Cars in London or surrounding areas (Chislehurst im looking at you!)

5) The Twilight Saga

Bedsaddick

1) Harry Potter

2) Strickly come Dancing

3) Religion

4) SweetCorn

5) Rihanna

Wheresmeticket?

1.  Eastenders

2.  Celebrity...whatever

3.  Platinum blondes in high heels and stockings

4.  Mashed swede

5.  The Olympics

Lincsaddick

Wheresmeticket? said:

 

3.  Platinum blondes in high heels and stockings

a bad look on men I agree, but on women ? ... come on man get a grip, it's Christmas .. yo ho yo ho hoh ho

Bexley Dan

1) Miranda

2) Kate Moss

3) Superdry

4) Ten Pin Bowling

5) Wayne Rooney

BlackForestReds

Marmite?

Chirpy Red

Lincsaddick said:

Who says all the above are popular with the 'masses' ? ....... for my part .. 3 outta 5 aint bad

Look fella, I don't know who you are but you need some therapy. It's a bit of fun.

Lincsaddick

Chirpy Red said:

Lincsaddick said:

Who says all the above are popular with the 'masses' ? ....... for my part .. 3 outta 5 aint bad

Look fella, I don't know who you are but you need some therapy. It's a bit of fun.

I need therapy ?? .... yo ho hoooho .. and fella? .. I aint a lumberjack chuck

Talal

Star Wars

JT

1) Friends - TV prog

2) Mustard

3) Peter Risdale's CV

4) Sci Fi

5) Blowjobs

Greenie

Talal said:

Star Wars

This

and

Noel Fielding

lolwray

madonna

sushi

rapping

internet banking

pension funds

Bedsaddick

Greenie said:

Talal said:

Star Wars

This

and

Noel Fielding

I don't mind him on buzzcocks but The Mighty Boosh is just plain crap and not funny. 

SuperCliveMendonca

1) Cabbage

2) Cabbage

3) Cabbage

4) Cabbage

5) Cabbage

Macronate

1 non-alcoholic lager

2 red wine

3 chicken kievs

4 fishing

5 the red hot chilli peppers

Wheresmeticket?

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Friend Or Defoe

1. Dubstep
2. Getting drunk than boasting about it on the internet.
3. Obsession with away attendances.
4. Slating things that are popular (I think that one works!)
5. Being confrontational.

BaronPaolo

1. Elvis impersonators.

2. The Main Stream Media.( Show us the REAL truth in the news please)

3. Obsessions with celebrities!!!!

4..High level corruption

5. Package holidays

Bexley Dan

6) Rhys Ifans - seems to stick one up whoever happens to be the hottest bird on the planet at the time. Why?

Wheresmeticket?

Because?

 

Hang on a minute - are you talking about Anna Friel?  God help us...another Freemans catalogue model from the English soaps who can't act..

Granpa

Sprouts.  Can't believe nobody else has named them.

Most Politicians.

Jeremy Clarkson.

Policemen with radar guns.

Supermarkets who make enormous profits, but keep on telling us what wonderful savings they are offering.

Louis Walsh.

Addickted4life

The X factor

EastStand

1. Fake tan. You don't look like you've been on holiday, you look like a pikey. 

2. Celebrity obsessions (agreed Baron). 

3. Dance/dubstep/trance music 

4. Tennis 

5. Reality TV 

Wheresmeticket?

Granpa said:

Policemen with radar guns.

No Granpa - thats Star Wars.

 

I SAID  "THATS STAR WARS" Granpa.  Do you want another cup of tea?

Bedsaddick

EastStand said:

1. Fake tan. You don't look like you've been on holiday, you look like a pikey. 

2. Celebrity obsessions (agreed Baron). 

3. Dance/dubstep/trance music 

4. Tennis 

5. Reality TV 

Fake Tan. Great call. Women who are all "oranged" up look disgusting.

RedArmySE7

1- Jordan
2- The Only Way is Essex
3- Tea
4- The Sun (Newspaper)
5 - Misery for miseries sake.

Plaaayer

1) Vegetables

2) 90% of Charlton supporters

3) X-Factor

4) Tim Wisemans tweets

5) Supporting Millwall

Addickted4life

Supporting Palace 

Bexley Dan

Wheresmeticket? said:

Because?

 

Hang on a minute - are you talking about Anna Friel?  God help us...another Freemans catalogue model from the English soaps who can't act..

you don't like her then?

Wheresmeticket?

I wouldn't sneak out of her bed in the morning, but I wouldn't call her later in the day.

BlackForestReds

People who post on here after a draw wailing about a lack of a Plan B.

Macronate

facebook

adamtheaddick

my choice of would'yas.

Plaaayer

adamtheaddick said:

Fulham tickets

mistrollingin

Young men who talk in a mock Jamaican accent.

1st Division linesmen - why are they always so short?

Christmas cards.

People who go jogging carrying enough bottles of water to fill a bath.

Food packaging that says "Improved Recipe!"

adamtheaddick

ive got one!!

Folev the red

guys who think i want to see their skids

Plaaayer

Booooooooo! Could have strung him along a bit longer!

Oriental_Addick

JT said:

1) Friends - TV prog

2) Mustard

3) Peter Risdale's CV

4) Sci Fi

5) Blowjobs

You're more of the 'rimming' type aren't you?

Bexley Dan

Wheresmeticket? said:

I wouldn't sneak out of her bed in the morning, but I wouldn't call her later in the day.

I doubt you would, without her phone number.

Chirpy Red

Your trousers/jeans hanging round your knees!

Bexley Dan

1) White underwear - there's no hiding place (re the skids)

Chirpy Red

7) Shakespeare!! There you are, I've said it.

Bexley Dan

10) Long distance running - pure torture with no skill involved whatsoever. For dull people who would sooner be a machine. 

Plaaayer

6) People that wear flags to games

Bedsaddick

34) Lady Gaga

March51

Wasps

Grass (the mowing sort)

Christmas shopping

Milk cartons

X Factor.